Why Attend St. Catherine's ??
Top Ten reasons to be an Episcopalian and attend St. Catherine's Church:
10. No snake handling
9. Whatever you believe, there's an Episcopalian that
agrees with you and at St. Catherine's probably
two of 'em
8. One free foot washing per year
7. Free wine on Sundays
6. Church year is color coded
5. All of the pageantry, none of the guilt
4. Directions included in the service bulletin plus
songs you can actually sing
3. Liturgical aerobics (sit, stand, kneel)
2. Male and female God created them, male and female we
ordain them
AND, THE NUMBER 1 REASON TO ATTEND ST. CATHERINE'S:
1. Everyone is welcome at this table
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